Dear Internet Searcher,

There is literally nothing that comes up for “tetrasectasuperside” when you search for it on Google (except now maybe this). But you did just Google it, didn’t you? Yeah, it’s pretty clearly a joke, and not a very good one. Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.

It’s not real, so it can’t have anything to do with orange straws or Dunkin’ Donuts.

I hope you had your critical thinking cap on and realized this was a (really lame) joke before I pointed it out.

Your friendly local henna artist, who Googles everything that appears to be ridiculous

PS – No, this has nothing to do with henna. But it has everything to do with making it so something comes up when you Google “tetrasectasuperside”, to help you confirm that indeed, it is a stupid joke. Beat ya to it, 😛