So you want to know more about The Dirge Carolers? 
Like a canister of toxic gas hidden away by the government,
The Dirge Carolers have been around for a little while. Brewing,
popping up here and there in different incarnations, mutating. 
Now after years of slow leaking, the canister is ready to split wide open. 
Rushing out into the open air and water supply to pollute, mutate and 
eventually destroy everything that is wholesome and safe. 
Don't get any on you and stay clear of the llama pen and you still 
won't be safe! It may come as Death Rock or out and out Goth Schlock 
or even Steam Punk.  It really doesn’t matter what non reality you subscribe to. 
Succumb or resist, either way you will never be the same! 

Follow Chris, Peter, Heather and Dorian in their musical fugue state as they 
bump into adversity, trample good taste and trip on their Freudian slips (excuse me 
but your slip is showing...)  So you say, “I’ve seen these guys before and they 
don't look the same to me!' Well, DUH......Decay and mutation have taken its toll. 
Sure, there were different members in the past and there may be new members 
in the future but they will always be The Dirge Carolers!  Love them or hate them 
but you can't deny them. 

The band is moving ahead with a new three song EP entitled “Walk Like Men”
and is planning on a new full length CD for early ‘08. Check them out in the 
clubs and party like it’s 1899! 

If you are crazy enough to want to contact them, just click the “missive” button
on the machine to your left.